Personal preference

The worst song of the 1990s is  has got to be “Barbie Girl” by Aqua. Weezer’s “Undone – The Sweater Song” is a close second.

The song “Blue” by Eiffel 65 is a close runner-up, but was redeemed by its potential to be used as a Blue Friday soundtrack.

* * *

Diet Coke is a hundred times better than Diet Pepsi. But I’d choose either of those before drinking a Coke Zero.

I can tolerate Diet Pepsi from a can, but from a fountain, I find it repulsive.

* * *

Dogs are awesome. I’m not particularly fond of cats.

My opinion was not at all influenced by this hysterical audition on AGT.

* * *

I’d rather take an hour-long circuitous drive through Westchester and Rockland County than sit in traffic for twenty minutes on the Cross Bronx.

Even better, avoid driving in New York altogether.

* * *

Boxers.

The DOC’s dying to know.

 

 * * *

There’s no reason to keep a straight face in a Drivers License photo. A smile will never go out of style.

But a mullet will.

 

* * *

I’d prefer for you to leave a comment and tell me where my preferences may have gone astray.

But a simple Check! will suffice.