#DBlogWeek ’14 – Day 2 – Under the spleen

Spongebobbetes

Are you ready, kids?

(Aye, aye, captain!!)

Ooooooohh

Who lives in a pancreas under the spleen?

Dye-a-beet-ees!

It’s lazy and useless and spiteful and mean!

Dye-a-beet-ees!

If blood sugar nonsense is something you wish

Dye-a-beet-ees!

You’ve got diabetes and drink like a fish!

Dye-a-beet-ees!

 

Dye-a-beet-ees, high-low Bee-Gees,

Carb-hy-dreet-ees Dye-a…. beet-ees!

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(Remember – I have a first-grade son at home with a favorite TV show.  Also, have you ever tried to find a word that rhymes with diabetes?)


Today’s topic: This year, Diabetes Blog Week and TuDiabetes are teaming up to bring out the poet in you! Write a poem, rhyme, ballad, haiku, or any other form of poetry about diabetes. After you’ve posted it on your blog, share it on the No Sugar Added® Poetry page on TuDiabetes, and read what others have shared there as well!

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Posted on May 13, 2014, in D-blog week 2014, Diabetes, Humor. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. This is my favourite shit ever!!!!

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  2. Oh, this is SO cute. (But not, but yes.)

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  3. fantastic! I’m glad I know the tune so I can really belt this one out.

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  4. I may or may not have choked on my diet coke. Love this!

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