You too, can have larger, darker, perkier, sexier eyeballs using this revolutionary, new, blade-less, non-surgical procedure!
Call your ophthalmologist today! Most major insurance carriers accepted.
NOTICE: Results may be temporary. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after this procedure. May cause headaches, dizziness, drowsiness, or irritability. Results are not guaranteed, and your diabetes may vary. Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light. This photo has been electronically enhanced for clarity. Do not puncture or incinerate. Tax, title, and license extra. Caution: the coffee you are about to enjoy is very hot.
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